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THE OPTIONS FIELD Andrew ## Admin 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:30:24 No.159[Reply]

Presenting: THE OPTIONS FIELD
Type shit in there to make stuff happen.
Like this: "option, option2, option3"
Here's the 4 options available right now:
1. fortune
You can add fortunes to your post and they'll pop up at the end. Like a magic 8 ball but decided 20 years ago by some Something Awful schmucks.
2. sage
Use this on post replies to make it so your reply doesn't bump the original post to the top of the index page
3. fukkireta
Give your post some teto flair and get extra cool points until the userbase decides it's annoying as hell
4. doxme
Attaches your IP address on the post. This one dedicated to >>154

ENJOY!!!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Andrew ## Admin 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:27:14 No.165

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>>162
>>164
whoops. fixed

serverman 04/22/26 (Wed) 15:54:55 No.241 [Reply]

Anonymoose 04/24/26 (Fri) 19:00:20 No.242

The most provisory hemp products WilliamSkifs 02/17/26 (Tue) 01:30:27 No.78 [Reply]

The features and color of this [url=https://example.com/ ]THC sex Gummies[/url] look freshly laundered and refined, with no cloudiness or residue. The bottle pours smoothly, and the cap seals tightly. Blanket, it feels like a thoughtfully made product designed with mark in mind.

/b/chan 02/17/26 (Tue) 02:25:35 No.79

Thank god ive been looking for good thc sex gummies tjank god a real person posted about it on f46n thank god

Anonymoose 04/20/26 (Mon) 21:59:37 No.240

I just ate a burger with weed in it

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Banners Andrew ## Admin 02/13/26 (Fri) 20:29:41 No.43 [Reply]

The website is almost 24 hours old. Go team!!!

Here's a game for you to play

Make cool banners for the website to pop up at the top of the page at random.
Your banner must be 300 pixels of width by 100 pixels of height.

Placeholder provided. Submit them on this thread

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Anonymous 02/13/26 (Fri) 22:24:48 No.50

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anonymous

Andrew ## Admin 02/13/26 (Fri) 22:29:16 No.51

>>50
50th post. awesome.
banner added

Anonymous 02/14/26 (Sat) 21:55:22 No.67

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from Googleplex

Anonymous 02/19/26 (Thu) 01:30:45 No.91

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Can you bluds suggest what should go into the sample text area please

Anonymoose 04/20/26 (Mon) 21:56:53 No.239

burp

the reason behind my name serverman 04/19/26 (Sun) 13:36:18 No.235 [Reply]

why am i a server?
its a joke stemming from people irl comparing me to a computer
because i take things literally
and suck at social cues
and know more abt tech than my classmates
so like "sure why not"
and bam thats why im a server (specifically a server because of networking)
and then later i discovered i really related to that specific kinda computer (particularly the really long boot process, it reminds me of how long it takes me to fully wake up when i dont have coffee)

serverman lore unlocked

/b/chan 04/19/26 (Sun) 19:10:35 No.236

Theres this disability called autism you should really ask your doctor about

serverman 04/20/26 (Mon) 15:22:20 No.238

no, if ive been diagnosed

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Anonymous 03/27/26 (Fri) 19:42:53 No.220 [Reply]

>as soon as Windows 10 dies I'm switching to Linux
>as soon as SteamOS gets better I'm switching to Linux
>as soon as copilot becomes mandatory I'm switching to Linux
>as soon as onedrive becomes mandatory I'm switching to Linux
>as soon as Windows 12 comes out I'm switching to Linux
>as soon as IsraelGPT becomes mandatory I'm switching to Linux
>as soon as pingas inspecting ID verification becomes mandatory I'm switching to Linux
>as soon as Linux becomes the same thing as Windows I'm switching to Linux
>as soon as the heat death of the universe happens I'm switching to Linux

Anonymous 03/30/26 (Mon) 16:59:20 No.221

>>220
I'm on linux rn lol

Anonymoose 03/31/26 (Tue) 20:34:49 No.222

>>221
Do you have any good document readers to recommend (besides web browsers that can open pdfs)

/b/chan 04/01/26 (Wed) 17:59:11 No.223

>>222
if you just mean like for pdf files as a dedicated app, kde's okular is pretty good for just basic reading. The whole KDE suite of apps is pretty great

Anonymous 04/17/26 (Fri) 05:33:15 No.233

i use arch btw

Anonymoose 04/18/26 (Sat) 20:53:57 No.234

>>233
They did surgery on a grape

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this site is sick ASF nickstarr 04/16/26 (Thu) 19:40:26 No.232 [Reply]

this site is super cool, back in the day i used to just lurk on 4chan and not post, a couple times i used 4chan on an iMac G3 which was cool. I am on Windows 96 using internet Exploder!!

serverman 04/16/26 (Thu) 18:59:24 No.230 [Reply]

am i human

Your fortune: You will meet a handsome stranger

serverman 04/16/26 (Thu) 19:00:05 No.231

ok i take that as a yes :)

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