Zombo

Presenting: THE OPTIONS FIELD
Type shit in there to make stuff happen.
Like this: "option, option2, option3"
Here's the 4 options available right now:
1. fortune
You can add fortunes to your post and they'll pop up at the end. Like a magic 8 ball but decided 20 years ago by some Something Awful schmucks.
2. sage
Use this on post replies to make it so your reply doesn't bump the original post to the top of the index page
3. fukkireta
Give your post some teto flair and get extra cool points until the userbase decides it's annoying as hell
4. doxme
Attaches your IP address on the post. This one dedicated to >>154

ENJOY!!!