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THE OPTIONS FIELD Andrew ## Admin 02/27/26 (Fri) 03:30:24 No.159[Reply]

Presenting: THE OPTIONS FIELD
Type shit in there to make stuff happen.
Like this: "option, option2, option3"
Here's the 4 options available right now:
1. fortune
You can add fortunes to your post and they'll pop up at the end. Like a magic 8 ball but decided 20 years ago by some Something Awful schmucks.
2. sage
Use this on post replies to make it so your reply doesn't bump the original post to the top of the index page
3. fukkireta
Give your post some teto flair and get extra cool points until the userbase decides it's annoying as hell
4. doxme
Attaches your IP address on the post. This one dedicated to >>154

ENJOY!!!

Your fortune: Better not tell you now

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Andrew ## Admin 02/27/26 (Fri) 04:27:14 No.165

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>>162
>>164
whoops. fixed

the reason behind my name serverman 04/19/26 (Sun) 13:36:18 No.235 [Reply]

why am i a server?
its a joke stemming from people irl comparing me to a computer
because i take things literally
and suck at social cues
and know more abt tech than my classmates
so like "sure why not"
and bam thats why im a server (specifically a server because of networking)
and then later i discovered i really related to that specific kinda computer (particularly the really long boot process, it reminds me of how long it takes me to fully wake up when i dont have coffee)

serverman lore unlocked

/b/chan 04/19/26 (Sun) 19:10:35 No.236

Theres this disability called autism you should really ask your doctor about

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Anonymous 03/27/26 (Fri) 19:42:53 No.220 [Reply]

>as soon as Windows 10 dies I'm switching to Linux
>as soon as SteamOS gets better I'm switching to Linux
>as soon as copilot becomes mandatory I'm switching to Linux
>as soon as onedrive becomes mandatory I'm switching to Linux
>as soon as Windows 12 comes out I'm switching to Linux
>as soon as IsraelGPT becomes mandatory I'm switching to Linux
>as soon as pingas inspecting ID verification becomes mandatory I'm switching to Linux
>as soon as Linux becomes the same thing as Windows I'm switching to Linux
>as soon as the heat death of the universe happens I'm switching to Linux

Anonymous 03/30/26 (Mon) 16:59:20 No.221

>>220
I'm on linux rn lol

Anonymoose 03/31/26 (Tue) 20:34:49 No.222

>>221
Do you have any good document readers to recommend (besides web browsers that can open pdfs)

/b/chan 04/01/26 (Wed) 17:59:11 No.223

>>222
if you just mean like for pdf files as a dedicated app, kde's okular is pretty good for just basic reading. The whole KDE suite of apps is pretty great

Anonymous 04/17/26 (Fri) 05:33:15 No.233

i use arch btw

Anonymoose 04/18/26 (Sat) 20:53:57 No.234

>>233
They did surgery on a grape

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this site is sick ASF nickstarr 04/16/26 (Thu) 19:40:26 No.232 [Reply]

this site is super cool, back in the day i used to just lurk on 4chan and not post, a couple times i used 4chan on an iMac G3 which was cool. I am on Windows 96 using internet Exploder!!

serverman 04/16/26 (Thu) 18:59:24 No.230 [Reply]

am i human

Your fortune: You will meet a handsome stranger

serverman 04/16/26 (Thu) 19:00:05 No.231

ok i take that as a yes :)

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serverman 04/15/26 (Wed) 19:34:18 No.227 [Reply]

go go random file

Anonymoose 04/16/26 (Thu) 14:50:27 No.228

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go go random file

serverman 04/16/26 (Thu) 18:57:26 No.229

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go go random file

a a 04/15/26 (Wed) 19:32:03 No.225 [Reply]

serverman 04/15/26 (Wed) 19:32:39 No.226

test successful

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the boys is so bad /b/chan 04/10/26 (Fri) 04:34:40 No.224 [Reply]

the new season of the boys may be the worst written piece of media ive seen in my entire life what the fuck do you mean homelander says simp and starlight rips disposables genuinely burn all the writers and replace them all with ai and an infinite amount of monkeys on typewriters

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Cbat Thread Cbat 03/23/26 (Mon) 14:03:26 No.218 [Reply]

Cbat is life, I live at the same time as Cbat, Cbat can go to hell and bring the devil back up to heaven, Cbat can cure everyone’s depression and all their mental illnesses, Cbat can stop world hunger and all wars, Cbat can fix this world, Cbat can make climate change go away, Cbat can make all the trash in the sea and land go away, Cbat should rule all planets, Cbat is perfect, Cbat is amazing, Cbat is a masterpiece, Cbat is Cbat.

Anonymoose 03/23/26 (Mon) 17:57:56 No.219

Hudson Mohawke is a great song to listen to while vacuuming or walking the dog

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¶B') 03/21/26 (Sat) 11:54:32 No.217 [Reply]

ms paint now has a rotate option !!! only took 30 years well done bill Gates.

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