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 No.159[Reply]

Presenting: THE OPTIONS FIELD
Type shit in there to make stuff happen.
Like this: "option, option2, option3"
Here's the 4 options available right now:
1. fortune
You can add fortunes to your post and they'll pop up at the end. Like a magic 8 ball but decided 20 years ago by some Something Awful schmucks.
2. sage
Use this on post replies to make it so your reply doesn't bump the original post to the top of the index page
3. fukkireta
Give your post some teto flair and get extra cool points until the userbase decides it's annoying as hell
4. doxme
Attaches your IP address on the post. This one dedicated to >>154

ENJOY!!!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
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 No.165

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>>162
>>164
whoops. fixed



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 No.260[Reply]

ur site is big gay, Lol, suk it.

-John Titty

 No.261

Your signature says Johnn Titty but your name says Anonymous I could actually report you to the authorities and get you sentenced to 40 months in the electric chair for stealing John Titty's identity and trying to ruin his life like that I hope you're ready

 No.264

>>261
Hey. I'm John Titty, You're John Titty, Everyone can be John Titty.

How can you steal the identity of someone who has been lost for eternity?

Don't worry about someone who nobody has remembered for a long, long time, I'm sure he'd appreciate it.

-John Titty



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 No.100[Reply]

buuuurrpp

 No.263

cough



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 No.172[Reply]

dubs decides what happens to him
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 No.192

I'll come here in a few days when >>198 gets posted

 No.199

circumcision

 No.201

>>199
Will upload soon

 No.208

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In spite of recent geopolitical events I finally have an opportunity to post this dude

 No.259

OP is still in a coma I'm never getting tf2 heavy circumcision
Your fortune: Excellent Luck



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 No.253[Reply]

> "I will try to update this daily as things happen"
> had all of 7 posts and stopped entirely in 2 weeks
> everyone but inactive admin is banned from posting

 No.254

Lowkey I got bored of it. Sorry guys

 No.255

You could scrape 20+ year old news sites and make a bot that automatically creates threads about George Bush and Justin Timberlake

 No.258

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>>254
let me get posting privs on there
my first post was my public key so u can verify whos me or not.

I pledge to stay active more often than the current news board.
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 No.256[Reply]

I had a nosebleed while I was outside today and very far away from anything I could use to wipe it away with, such as napkins or paper towels, so I ended up wiping it onto my hands and letting it run down my face low enough that the blood only reached my upper lip. When I walked past people on my trip, I noticed that they either pretended I didn't exist or looked at me as if I had a problem with them, which I supposed was due to the blood on my face. Any other time I've waved or smiled to anyone I've walked past, they do the same to me, so under these circumstances I figured the people seeing me thought I was some sort of douchebag who got done fighting another douchebag in an alley somewhere, and the other douchebag got a good hit on my nose. It didn't help me much that I was holding a Liquid Death can that was also covered in blood due to me wiping the blood onto my hands, making it look as if I might've beaten the other douchebag with it.
From this point forward, I dicided I would go into the nearest gas station and use the bathroom sink to wash myself off. I found a dumpster to throw my can away with halfway through my trip, but it didn't do anything to change people's reactions to me. When I finally got to the gas station and saw myself in the mirror of the bathroom, I realized what was wrong with my appearance. The blood dried shortly after my nose was finished bleeding, which made it black. It was so black that you would've guessed it was facial hair before you realized it was blood. It was black, and it was shaped like a square directly beneath my nose.

 No.257

LMAO thats rough
at least u didnt get beat up though



 No.251[Reply]

10. Herbert West - Reanimator
9. The Picture in the House
8. The Temple
7. Beyond the Wall of Sleep
6. Polaris
5. The Book (w/ Fungi From Yuggoth)
4. The Rats in the Walls
3. Dagon
2. From Beyond
1. The Dunwich Horror

 No.252

Actually naaahhhh I think the temple should be 6 and beyond the wall of sleep should be 8



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 No.250[Reply]

*wind noises as it wooshes by*


 No.232[Reply]

this site is super cool, back in the day i used to just lurk on 4chan and not post, a couple times i used 4chan on an iMac G3 which was cool. I am on Windows 96 using internet Exploder!!

 No.243

woa bro d00d so r3tr0!

 No.245

>>243
fr i know this mans lying

 No.249

laaaarp



 No.248[Reply]

I genuinely just peed in the bathroom and there was a scary crackhead genuinely pooping in the stall next to me and he was genuinely mumble rapping to himself about genuinely killing people. In genuine retaliation to this genuinely appalling act, I started genuinely rapping about genuinely being kind to others and genuinely started peeing beneath the stall and all over his shoes and he genuinely got up and started screaming at me. I genuinely got out of the bathroom with my wiener genuinely out of my zipper before he could genuinely do anything. Was this a genuinely reasonably action on my part?


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