why am i a server?
its a joke stemming from people irl comparing me to a computer
because i take things literally
and suck at social cues
and know more abt tech than my classmates
so like "sure why not"
and bam thats why im a server (specifically a server because of networking)
and then later i discovered i really related to that specific kinda computer (particularly the really long boot process, it reminds me of how long it takes me to fully wake up when i dont have coffee)

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